Louisiana Hurricane’s
New York New York’s
Oklahoma City Bomber’s
Texas Chainsaw Massacre’s
California Happy Cow’s
New Jersey Shores’
Arkansas Sauce’s
Hawaii 5.0’s
Kentucky Fried Chicken’s
Oregon Trail’s
Washington D.C.’s
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I will translate for those of you with lazy eyes/brains…
(Why do i have to get out of bed just to get back into bed again later)
(why do i have to get out of bed dot)
(wait its called a period not a dot (.com))
Stephen Colbert is the only reason i don’t kill myself
(look at me I’m on the internet)
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Mute Drew Carey when he explains what character Ryan Styles will play during Party quirks, News Flash, and/or Let’s make a date. Just so we’re clear on my level of dignity, or lack there of, I only knew the title of party quirks and you can thank Wikipedia for the rest. Uh oh did I get off track? What were we talking about again…
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Okay I got it. As I sit here in my pornography and evolution class I have just realized that the Conservative-Moralistic perspective on porn, heavily influenced by GOD, basically proves that religion’s only purpose is to make sure no one enjoys anything pleasurable. So god’s like, okay here’s some ham, it tastes awesome so don’t eat it. Here’s a penis, it feels good when you put it in girls but don’t use it for anyone but your ugly wife and say a prayer before during and after you use it. Oh and here’s some music, Mormons, I’m sorry did I write Morons? oh no I didn’t okay good. Anyways, what? Oh yeah, don’t listen to music either. But wait! It’s okay because the most pleasurable thing you can do is kill people and that’s okay as long as you’re killing people that don’t believe what you do! NOW I GET IT
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HEY LIFES SHORT AND HERES A WEBSITE THATLL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL WHEN ITS OVER
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Today I got a parking ticket for $150 dollars…I must have parked on Je$u$.
Another thing I discovered today: They now have Jean designed Diapers (I love America)
And lastly to close out my BLOG, I have decided that instead of learning CPR, a great number of our population should be licensed firefighters. Especially the military, I mean come on, Fire is obviously the Devil himself fighting a war with us.
P.s. I got electrocuted today
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Which reminds me, what does the saying “you can have your cake and eat it too” really mean? Like…why would you have cake if not to eat it? Like you can have your water and drink it too? But that doesn’t even work because you can even use water for others things…Cake is so damn specific. I hate sayings, whoever made them up are so bored, or fat …or something. “Who let the cat out of the bag?” Why was there a cat trapped in a bag? WHAT. “Get out of town” Well alright but can I stay in the country? whatever
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